Jokes

Q : What do you call ham that you really want?
A : Pork-You-Pine!

Q : What do pigs put in their computer? 
A : Sloppy disks!

Q : What's the first thing an ape learns in school?
A : The ape b c's!

Q : Do you want to hear the joke about the bed?
A : Sorry, it hasn't been made yet.

Q : What do you get when you cross a libary and an elf?
A : A shhhh....elf!

Q : Why are skunks so smart?
A : Because they have a lot of scents!

Q : What animal never needs a hair-cut?
A : A bald eagle!